My Apologies

I had promised to give you the fourth installment of von Korncrake in Kalamazoo, but unfortunately I was felled over the weekend by what was either a two-day version of the bubonic plague or a bad döner kebab.

I am now somewhat better, and will post part four of von Korncrake in Kalamazoo later this evening.


One Response to “My Apologies”

  1. gemdiva responds:

    Thank heavens Herr Professor. I feared some ugly fate had befallen you. I am most anxious to read more of your adventures in Kalamazoo. I have always felt that the misery of yesterday is the amusing anecdote of tomorrow and you have most excellently proven my point.

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